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Please try the following:
button, or smash your computer with a large hammer.
If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is
spelled correctly, you stupid idiotic moron.
To check your connection settings, open case with a screw driver then,
fill with gasoline. Now take a match and proceed to ignite.
The settings should match those provided by your local crazy arsonist (LCA)
administrator and Internet service provider (ISP).
Your Network Administrator is an idiot, Microsoft Windows can examine your
network and automatically screw everything up.
If you would like Windows to screw everything up,
Screw everything up
Some sites require Windows to suck more than normal. Click the Windows
menu and then click Windows suck rate to determine what strength "Suck"
you have installed.
If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running Windows.
Click the My Computer menu, and then right click Drive C:. On the
Menu select "Format".
Click the Back button to
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